$5 to the winner

$5 big smackeroos to the first person who can tell me where HK and I are. I bet that it isn't a hard question for any mother out there. In fact, before my phone starts getting phone calls I'll just tell you in a "Dear Stacey, this is your life" kind of way. We are in the bathroom. Together. Because moms do not get to pee alone. ever. And she's screaming because I'm not holding her. It is good times.
And now you know.